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nietzscheisdead:

tankmonster:

nietzscheisdead:

can’t stop smoking? try these healthy alternatives!:

  •  constantly carry a package of twenty tiny cobs of corn in your pocket. when you want to smoke, eat a tiny corn cob!

what

eat a tiny corn cob

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Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

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